Last Friday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
But, as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied:
NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.
The room erupted in applause.
very funny Oom Drie.
I on the other hand walked in and was asked by the same bitch what I wanted to see the Dr about. I told her that I had problems with my willy, I was battling to pee through it.
Must have been just after you were there, cause she was very cocky and said to me in a loud dominating voice that I should watch my manners. When it is a personal matter you say something like "I am here to see the Dr about my ear" - its just manners.
So she cleared her throat and loudly asked me "shall we try again?"
Hell, I was so embarrassed I just nodded.
She demanded of me " What are you her for?"
"My ear" said I
'whats wrong with your ear?" she questioned with a condescending smirk.
" I cant piss through it" said I
The waiting room was merry for some time thereafter ;D ;) ;D
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;D ;D great jokes Gents!